My name is Doe A. Deer and I am running for President on a platform of peaceful coexistence with deer. I am traveling to towns and cities where officials currently take aim or plan to take aim at my deer family and friends with cruel lethal deer management programs. Those officials who support lethal deer management programs do not understand that those programs are not only cruel, but also are expensive and ineffective in controlling deer populations in the long run.
Please support my campaign and elect me to help spread the vital message that we all must coexist peacefully with deer who were here first. Every bit of support helps. Together we can make this a better world.
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